happy slaves are the bitterest enemies of freedom
Here I am: a bundle of past recollections and future dreams knotted up in a reasonably attractive bundle of flesh.
(via heyimkara)
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
(via shavingryansprivates)
does anyone remember law4kids
like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW
i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself
BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES
AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
(via magicconchshell)
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
(via magicconchshell)
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(via darrynek)
